Sparrow got a new coat this year. I picked it out. My thought process was, "He needs a coat. Hey, this is a cute coat. But it's not very manly. But how many more chances am I going to get to dress him like this? I'm buying this coat."
Every time Sparrow sees himself in this coat he says "beah? gaah!!!" (bear? grr!) It is hilarious. Also cute, also fluffy and snuggly and squishy and soft. And it is huge on him so he will be able to wear it next year too.
What's more manly than a big grizzly bear anyway?