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I've been married too long

05 October 2010
Last night, Hawk and I were watching House. One of the characters was talking about having an affair.

Me: "I'm having an affair."

Hawk: "Oh."

Me: "Don't you want to know who with?"

Hawk: "Is it the cat?"

Me: "... we've been married too long, you know me too well."

Bamboo: "Meow." (You laugh now, human male, but soon your time will come. I will take you down and the large petting one will be mine and only mine, mwahahahaha!!!)

1 comments to I've been married too long:

Stephanie said...

That's a sign you've been married too long for sure! :)