Last night, Hawk and I were watching House. One of the characters was talking about having an affair.
Me: "I'm having an affair."
Me: "Don't you want to know who with?"
Hawk: "Is it the cat?"
Me: "... we've been married too long, you know me too well."
Bamboo: "Meow." (You laugh now, human male, but soon your time will come. I will take you down and the large petting one will be mine and only mine, mwahahahaha!!!)