Exercise is not the answer, people.
Exercising HURTS. It makes your body HURT. It makes it hard to move. Exercise kills - for days. It doesn't feel good while you're doing it, it doesn't feel good the next day. It might feel good for about 3.5 seconds after you're done though. Till the tiredness gets you.
Exercising BITES. Cookies are the answer. Definitely cookies. Cookies make everything better.
I am boycotting exercise. I'd hold up a protest sign, but my arms hurt too much. Stupid exercise.